i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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