After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
one might say we're banned from that church
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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