your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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