mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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