In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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