What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just found puke in my bra..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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