No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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