Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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