I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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