dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
should my penis look like a turkey
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.