her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's never too late to be topless.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here