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  I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide

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  please tell me this is not legit

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.

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• (562): View more from California

  it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with

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• (646): View more from New York

  Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.

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• (949): View more from California

  Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents

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• (951): View more from California

  I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.

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