i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Everything about him screamed your future.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.