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(313): View more from Michigan

hotel room ftw

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(313): hotel room ftw http://tfl.nu/h1xu

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(317): View more from Indiana

why did u let me go home with him last night?

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u were determined it was a good idea

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(317): why did u let me go home with him last night? (260): u were determined it was a good idea http://tfl.nu/v9y6

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(678): View more from Georgia

He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?

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I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."

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(678): He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended? (770): I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet." http://tfl.nu/9zzp

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.

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(225): i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking. http://tfl.nu/sgts

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(925): View more from California

i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them

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(925): i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them http://tfl.nu/sgsu

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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday

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(703): My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday http://tfl.nu/7nrp

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(845): View more from New York

you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away

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(845): you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away http://tfl.nu/uj7c

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.

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(978): Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday. http://tfl.nu/eeh8

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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt

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(413): i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt http://tfl.nu/1w7q

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(561): View more from Florida

We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?

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(561): We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us? http://tfl.nu/dqdu

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(779): View more from Illinois

I smell like gasoline and adventure.

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(779): I smell like gasoline and adventure. http://tfl.nu/rkdf

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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!

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(727): I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that! http://tfl.nu/zrpi

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.

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(937): Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills. http://tfl.nu/u4sm

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(727): View more from Florida

We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.

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I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.

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(727): We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED. (1-727): I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information. http://tfl.nu/ag5b

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(818): View more from California

Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.

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(818): Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks. http://tfl.nu/qq35

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