Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.

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(845): View more from New York

i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.

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(914): View more from New York

I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out

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(757): View more from Virginia

almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.

(985): View more from Louisiana

Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.

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(716): View more from New York

lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties

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