The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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