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• (812): View more from Indiana

  If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife

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• (805): View more from California

  im having a threesome with these popsicles

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov

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• (310): View more from California

  I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion

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  It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know

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  im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.

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  You really know how to show Monday who's boss.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.

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