Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.