yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.