there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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