The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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