You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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