Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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