Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
True college students do jello shots in the library
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