did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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