Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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