idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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