My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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