hell yes lets make some ravioli
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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