My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have already put on my inside pants.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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