I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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