: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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