Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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