So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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