just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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