maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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