what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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