The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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