Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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