let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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