North Korea, Best Korea!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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