just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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