How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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