Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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