just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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