idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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