I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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