Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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