Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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