Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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