I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize