Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You're like the curious george of whores
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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