am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
this will be a night to untag.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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