How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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