i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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