it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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