I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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