Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
how drunk are you?
Several
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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