They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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