so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He uses pillows to masturbate.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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