Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it glows. i had to have it.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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