More tranny stories later!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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