They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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